No she wasnt mad! I told her that I "mis-remembered" nailing her friend.
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
Banging bitches in a bar bathroom is not legit as it was in college, there are no fistpumps afterward only shame
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
Tequila, beer, rum, gin, and vodka all mixed in my body last night. The whole "never turn down free booze" is catching up to me. Hungover = understatement of the year.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
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