She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
Was just practicing flip cup with my NyQuil cup...
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
Sometimes I think that I have too much self esteem
Then I realize that I'm just really fucking pretty.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
I'll have you know that I'm still picking duct tape residue off my wrist from sunday
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We have to have sex twice when i get back. I miss you sex, and thank god the nhl lockout is over sex. I will happily let you wear your sharks jersey during it and i will wear my ducks jersey, and it will be mad rivalry sex.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I don't really want to talk about it, but if anyone finds my unicorn mask with my bra in it, I would really like that back.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
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