is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
do you know how hard it is to bring up the "what do I do if you conk out while we're fucking" conversation while maintaining the dignity of.the narcaleptic girl you just met?
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
The second I see you we're shot gunning beers
It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning
And your point is?
Marry me
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Do you ever get a cramp in like, ONE labia?
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Lesson Learned: It's not a party until someone pisses their pants.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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