I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
I was picked up from his hotel room at 5 a.m. and came home with my panties and jäger in a McDonald's bag so the desk attendant wouldn't judge me. This is what single at 25 is about.
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
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