he wants to bone in the snuggie
Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I'm so confused. I feel like I just intentionally took roofies to see where I'd end up.
You showed up at 4 a.m with two middle-aged men, a 200 dollar bottle of wine, three bottles of beer, no shoes on, and a half eaten red velvet cake.You are never drinking absinthe again.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
My Mini-Van Handjob Milf is leaving the company. I need to find a new job. I can’t handle this place without those handjobs
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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