you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
You poured your drink on him and called him a "useless cocksucker" because he wouldn't give you a ride home... on his skateboard
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
We almost drove away from the bar with a British stranger in our trunk...
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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