After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
I wish we had a justin bieber to wanna fuck when we were younger... But noooo we just had hanson
She wrote me a poem titled "Penis Flower" and it wasnt a joke
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
idk the fact that her roommate had a sign that said "enter without knock, exit without cock" makes me really NOT want to go steal her pot.
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
When creating your wedding guest list do you put the girl you & your fiance had a threesome with under your friends or his friends?
Randomize
