Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
I got woken up by a construction worker, turns out I was laying in a hallway, naked and wrapped in a matress pad. To answer your question no, I did not study for this test I got David Hasselhoff drunk
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
We're looking for the removeable roof from her Miata. Winner gets a 40.
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
I'm on a party bus with a stripper pole with middle aged women who have all started drinking
God bless your soul.
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
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