I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
You didn't see us wave? How could you not? We were all going like 10mph screaming at you. We were stoned and didnt wanna run over pedestrians
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
Sorry for face planting onto the table with all our alcohol on it
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
Serious question: is he hot or is my vagina just that barren?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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