Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
sometimes you just gotta eat tacobell at 2am and cry all your feelings out
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
Just once, I'd like to make it to my first wedding anniversary for a change.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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