Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
Do you think unemployment will give me a christmas bonus?
Now I'm watching The History of Sex on the History Channel. They're talking about how repressed the 30s were. I think I understand why grandma is such an angry person.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
What a dumb baby whore.
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
she texted me 'with freud,' which i thought was drunk for 'i'm with my friend.' but nope, she was actually on a statue of the psychologist sigmund freud.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
Randomize
