Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I just woke up and shes still asleep next to me with her vibrator inside her and on. Whats normal protocol for this situation?
It's going to be nice going to the airport without drugs taped to my balls like last year.
I just had a flashback of 4:30am: me hugging the toilet bowl and you handing me a jar of pickles to open. There is something seriously wrong with us.
If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
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