As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
dont ever smoke after you drink again... i dont think ive ever seen...or heard of someone throwing up and farting at the same time. that is, if you were farting.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
If i die in the snow, get to my laptop and delete all of the nickelback. password is "barry"
as in "white"?
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
seriously my hangover is so bad I feel like my eye lashes make blinking a workout
The blackout version of me left a ransom note to the sober self. Somebody needs to control that guy
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
When did angry sex become our thing?
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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