Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
i just made a girl do the walk of shame. as a bumblebee. i love halloween.
Couple in the hotel room next to me keep fucking. When I hear her get close I call the room wait for them to stop and hang up. If I'm not getting any tonight then no one should.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
Dude. I realize why I got sick. 8 shots three beers in an hour. Plus I ate an expired lunchable earlier.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
I broke my dick don't ask me how I need help putting in a catheter so I can piss.
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