S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
I like the one of me you and her but you're looking at me...Total foreshadowing right there. I'm cropping it
Just saw a woman with a Pomeranian in her bra. Way to step up your game Seattle.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
Dude, I checked into a cathedral... I thought it was a joke, until I found a candle and a whole bunch of coins in my purse
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
I'm high and having a granola buffet this has got to be the healthiest I have ever been
just got permission to expense a nerf gun
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
how drunk are you?
Several
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
The gift for sixth anniversary is steel. He bought me handcuffs. Inee I married the right man!
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