Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
Great litmus test for what a useless adult you are: amount of shame you feel while eating a coffee cup of Fruity Pebbles
Curing hangovers with more alcohol was a great idea for the first five days
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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