in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
Pretty sure the girl next to me in Chipotle just came out to her mom.
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I'm a sociology major remember
Well that and comm
Basically you majored in how to get laid
I'm pretty sure I have enough material at this point to start a blog called Guys I've Banged in Pictures together. Why does this keep happening to me!
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
My phone just said I texted someone at 430a and said let's fight. Then I texted them an hour later and said thanks.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
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