i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
all nice guys are gay and all hot ones are assholes
You're fat. Stop making excuses
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
are you aware you chucked your pizza at a girl's face after the bar last night?
Sidenote: do you recall your "give me the d" chant
I yelled kanye while he was fucking me. It just felt right
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
Right as the plane left the gate the brownies kicked in. I dont think the guy next to me appreciated my engine noises as we took off
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
If y'all wanna know how far the apple fell from the tree I'm sexting during Easter service. Mom would be so proud 😳
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
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