Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
His "hunger Strike for change" lasted 4 days. Hi welcome to my coke binge last weekend....not impressed
Was rudely woken up by strangers at 4:15am. I was leaning against the stoplight at 9th
Oh god. Just tried to hail a pizza delivery car. Awkward.
International sake day = success
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
I just passed a lady driving with a cat in a sweater sitting on her lap with its paws on the steering wheel
Only you....
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