Can you please tell me why there's a bottle of urine on my night stand with a note that says "in case you're thirsty in the morning"? Thanks.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
no, i'm currently making the trek across campus to get all my stuff from last night. My ID is in one guys bed, and my camera in another guy's bed.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
YOUR TITS WERE ON THE TABLE.
I think your dad took our porno
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
This bowl is so big, I just said out loud, "I'm going to die here" as I blew smoke out the cat door. Merry fucking Christmas.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Had to trim my nails cus they got too long to effectively finger myself with
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