No, I'm talking to this Chinese girl. Can't understand a word she's saying, but i think i caught the word vagina a few times.
hey soul. what's that? you, dignity and pride are left for the night? coulda told me that before i vomited all over my mother.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
But he found my shoe...that at least deserves a handjob.
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
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