Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
operation have a gay friend backfired
i think the bruises are from the grocery store. on separate occasions. i've been spending a lot of time drunk at the market lately.
i have a vague recollection of being in the parking deck around 4 this morning, and on monday morning i was naked on the roof.
that would mean it's on tape
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
I had a dream that I got a gift certificate to a lavish spa from my father. I think dream dad, along with real dad, think I'm gay.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
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