This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
She just tried to talk over a fart. The fart was way longer than the sentence she originally wanted to say so she just added gibberish to the end. Gross
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
Her roommate was talking on her cell when I came out of the bedroom and I definitely heard her describe how shitty and terrified I looked. Awesome.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
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