Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
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she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
We were on the balcony tossing jello shots to people passing below
When people said no i'd yell "i tried them i promise they aren't roofied!"
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
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