The bar is filled with bros right now. Sucks I had to pay $5 to find that out.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
the people next to us in line are buying a 12 pack and a snuggie
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
I keep getting the feeling him and his friends are hilarious and we should drink whiskey together forever
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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