East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
would it be subtle enough if I played birthday sex on repeat while I may or may not be stripping?
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
Yeahhh, apparently my brothers think its ok not to check on me if a creeper is talking to me bc i "like those weirdo types"
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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