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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
Fuck you, jack daniels. I feel like satan laid an egg in my brain.
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
The neighbor just yelled bring me back that big red alien penis.
The girl neighbor.
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Just fucked my ex's brother. It is clear I dated the wrong one. Is it wrong for me to continue to fuck this one?
Randomize
