Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
I think most guys look at porn as a fallback career. I mean I know I do.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
how was last night?
i woke up with my hand stuck in a jam jar with my keys in the bottom and a dog licking peanut butter off my boobs. you tell me.
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I've started bribing my dorm's security guard with cookies so that he doesn't tell all the boys i'm hooking up with about each other.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
Remember when you tried to talk but you could only count by 2s?
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
This is the fifth time tonight that girl has taken off my pants. Take me home. Now.
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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