We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
So if a 2 is a 10 on the road... do we consider college to be "on the road?" help. its urgent.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
It's like he drunk calls 6 times for me to come over, but can't say hello at lunch.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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