We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
He managed to tell me he was blind in one eye and convince me to have sex with him in the same conversation. It's love.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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