the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
Just pee around me
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
I've just been thinking about sangria a lot lately, like an adult.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
You know its a good morning when you wake up with blonde hair extensions in your pocket. . .
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Did you happen to find the other half of my bra last night?
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