I feel like I'm in dance class right now
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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