Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
hey boys, thanks for all the pictures of your dick you took with my camera last night...they were really nice to stumble upon while reliving my night in the breakroom today at work
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
he went at my nipples like a starved dog.
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
My dad just sent me a text reminding me to bring the family beer pong championship belt. Thanksgiving 2012 just got real
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
this is the second night in a row i've fucked a guy i met on craigslist. and it wasn't even a post for sex. i posted a housing ad. A HOUSING AD
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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