just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I feel like we should actually go to church one of these days to thank god for saving us from herpes and babies.
Currently studying Econ, while waiting outside current booty call's residence for him to return from the strip club. This is your fault.
Eating a grilled cheese at a strip club... good idea??
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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