why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
just caught a 10 year old kid staring at my dick next to me in the urinal. i just nodded to him and said yeah, mines bigger little dude. i gotta stop drinking in public....
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
The bond between me and cheese is something no man can understand.
I still owe him the card with all the sperm paper cutouts falling out like glitter saying " sorry you can't hold your load. Better luck next time "
Other than unclothed paranormal encounters, how has your day been
Not sure who they are or where we're going but they just bought me 3 tacos so I'm staying.
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
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