I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
There's a questionable stain on Harley's bed...would they have sex on a dog bed?
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
The Olympian is in my bed
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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