My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
He grabbed my tits and sang "you are so beautiful" to them before faceplanting into my chest
what happened to you last night?
I dunno man, i pissed in a urinal, sent you a picture of my vagina and woke up with 25 bar stamps on my arms.. you tell me
She pulled out a water gun filled with vodka and called it her weapon of choice tonight. She's fine.
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