accomplished twins. life is a go
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
this will be a night to untag.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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