So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
Brett got me a cake with a pic of me shitting
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
FUCK IM ABOUT TO GET A DICK PIC IN THE LIBRARY
I smell like playdoh, sex, and ruined lives. I love the weekend
Also Fuck you Stephen King and Fuck the horse you rode in on, making me cry In front of my coworkers.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
Note to self: dont wear a butt plug for several hours and then go gym and try and do squats
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