i may or may not be watching the land before time
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
Food lion is just a portal. Cheetos are the goal. Its like not banging a super hot chick cause she is french. She still has the same parts just from a different box.
Now I am going to fly my toy helicopter in the dark.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
Its not something you can force it it just has to happen like a rainbow or pooping
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
its liver damage thursday
Randomize
