chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
I will pee on everything he values.
Wors thing about having a cop dad: random drug testing
I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
He sent me a picture of his cock that seemed to indicate that we were still on good terms.
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