Yeah, i think she was German or something.
No dude, she's just got a speech impediment.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
They conduct scientific research memoirs about what sort of shit happened last night after I ate those cookies.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
The ecstacy made me so dehydrated I started licking condensation off car windows
I just tripped over a but plug that was on the floor. It's 430 in the morning
What was the name of that sleazy asshole I'm not allowed to sleep with?
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