Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Omg. Get me out of here. Someone is playing michelle branch.
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I can't believe I cried over a sausage mcmuffin.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
I don't know where I am and I feel like a hippo shat in my mouth. This sofa is comfy though.
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
It's shark week go big or go home
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
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