i feel rough
just turned on the light, there is blood EVERYWHERE.
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
mmm whisky
reminds me of losing my job
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
This is a crisis. I had a huge crush on him in seventh grade and now his girlfriend is due to have his child on my birthday. HIS CHILD CAN'T BE BORN ON MY BIRTHDAY.
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