no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
So I'm stoned for 420, and have an eye doctor appointment in fifteen minutes
Are your eyes okay
I mean if I was Asian they would be
I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
For the first time in my 26 years of life, I'm washing jizz out of my ponytail.... High five yourself later.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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