..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
Please tell me why there is some girl tied to our toilet?
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
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