He is like that thing on the menu you would eat because nothing else looks remotely edible.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
Vaginas creep me out. I'm disgusted by the look of them. I wonder if this is what having an ugly baby is like: you have to take care of it and love it but it just hurts you on the inside to look at it.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
