Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
One of the cleaning ladies on my floor just screamed from the bathroom
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
Why do i feel like Captain Hook just gave me a pap smear?
your house isnt even gonna be on google maps after this party
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
I'd be 10x more excited if going out didn't require pants or the general giving of fucks
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
Keywords: shitstorm, police, jail.
Is it against health code to come into work half drunk and commando?
i just found a lighter in my bra... from last night, and its 7:43pm...
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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