It just feels so wrong throwing away the condoms into her Hello Kitty trashcan
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
we should look into getting a golf cart for the weekend. i have a feeling legs wont be a sufficient source of transportation.
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
I told my parents how nice the girl at the frogurt store was. I neglected to mention that I nearly lost my virginity to her via foursome.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
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