school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
I expected to wake up with a sext of you posing nude and all I got was a missed call.....disappointed.
I'm sorry I think it was because I lost a chicken nugget in my purse and that's all that was on my mind until 4am
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
I'm ready to sell my soul to the strip club tonight
Up until today, I never would have thought I'd have to tell someone not to color on the cat
come home. i made deep-fried hotdogs; don't let me die alone.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
I just squirted in your honor. It's like pouring one out for the beautiful sex partnership that could have been
I was on tinder the whole time I was waiting for my pregnancy test results at the doctors.
When she's hammered the amount of alliteration that comes out of her mouth is amazing.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
Text me some of your sweat
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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