dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
Well it went from being a hug to a straight out tackle through the back door.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Theyll love you, its bunch of older ladies who drink whisky and sours and talk about the sex seans in Game of Throwns
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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