It usually only happens when Im really excited. Normally not that fast. You still enjoy it?
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
Just got a blowjob to the theme of Bohemian Rhapsody as the sun was rising. I should just kill myself because ill never top this moment.
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Went to 3 separate liquor stores today and I just made a huge tray of jello shots. This will be the Thanksgiving that puts all the others to shame.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
There's a ton of international students in my suite and I'm just sitting in this chair with no pants on eating frosted flakes
Look, as flattering as it is, I'm getting a little tired of being everyone's go-to girl for a threesome.
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
when I was walking home I wad so excited to see a cat on the sidewalk but it was really a traffic cone
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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