So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I'm still seeing blue. who wrote on my bare nipple?
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Also what is the name of Americas thing where we had a holy obligation to expand westward? I'm going name my new lighter that.
I owe you cheese. The drunk munchies don't acknowledge food ownership.
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
how much of this shit do i need to take before i think its a good idea to set the house on fire and scream satanic mantras?
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