I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
If everything I've heard is true, then she's lost her virginity three times
He's single. I'm single. We should rekindle our eighth grade romance over a box of wine and carefree sex.
She acts like a 3 year old but with fantastic tits. This girl is the reason women are objectified
She finally pulled over after almost hitting 4 cars and a semi and asked me if i was rwady i told her to let my penis to come back out
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
We're trying to make our wedding vows nice but meeting on OkCupid fucks that up entirely.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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