whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
we're using his nephews tonka truck toy as a cooler for the beer
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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