I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
No driving. The car is spinning. I am praying for mcdonalds.
I just found out my mom named me after her fake ID from college...
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
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