i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
I just fucked 3 marines at the same time...how did you celebrate veterans day?
Just gave my little brother the collection of clothes that boys have left in my room since I've been in college for his birthday.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Hey, sorry for threatening to teabag your mom to death last night
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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