rhymes with "ouble enetration"
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
At this point I will cuddle anything to prevent from dying alone
I've got a permanent seat at the "Girls who eat their feelings" table this weekend.
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
you grabbed the breathalyzer at dinner, blew a 0.20 and told the waitress you'd eat her ass
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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